Monday, February 18, 2008

getting high on hyperbole-EXTINCTION and SURVIVORS

" india will be a super power by 2020 "
" ishant sharma is india's version of a heady cocktail of curtley ambrose and glen mcgrath "
" reliance power IPO will make retail investors atleast double profits "
" aishwarya rai is bollywood's hottest export to hollywood "
" INDIA SHINING "
- and million more headlines,campaigns,slogans,hopes,dreams,lecherous salivations and sheer nonsense-
AND WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED AND WHAT WILL HAPPEN?
what makes we indians blow our hot air into big bubbles that burst and leave egg on our face?
has this tendency to count before the eggs hatch or even before the eggs have been laid -overtaken SPITTING IN PUBLIC as our nations favourite " JUST TIMEPASS, YAAR "
we are selling tiger skins before we have started hunting?
POLITICALLY INCORRECT,right? - ofcourse, i am-
orders for tiger skins are coming by millions-
so called SEZs are rising in count by the minute,
when VALMIK THAPAR is lamenting that tigers are in the last
thousands by count, and months by time to live-
when HUNGER DEATHS and FARMER SUICIDES are growing
faster than our much hyped GROSS DOMESTIC PRODUCT,
what we will be left with- SURVIVORS-
an old lonely bengal tiger-THE GOD OF THE OFFSIDE-saurav ganguly
and million more hungry minds to feed- not with this
nobrainer hyperboles and goebbelsian propaganda but
better places to live,learn and EARN A LIFE
*AM CYNICAL,RIGHT?-better than being blind...

Friday, February 15, 2008

smoking guns ! -worried to death...

quit smoking only if you wish to do so and not because its now fashionable or even the norm-to be WORRIED TO DEATH about living longer.

quit smoking only if you wish to do so and not because you feel guilty about polluting the environment when you have just bought a brand new SUV that guzzles gallons of nymex crude future underlyings-that WORRIES TO DEATH the leftists in india to pseudo-champion the cause of pretentious indian middle class dreaming about driving the new-age buddha's comrade TATA's technological wonder NANO.

quit smoking only if you wish to do so and not because you believe you fear you might end up being bashed up by dr.anbumani ramadoss and his gang of tree-fellers,who are WORRIED TO DEATH, that you might die a natural death in the hands of an activated oncogene than to be lynched by self-anointed guardians of world bank funded healthcare and actress-shriya hating tamil culture.

quit smoking only if you wish to do so and not because a so-called friend who wants to make you worry about death when he is not WORRIED TO DEATH about whether you live tomorrow or die today .

STATUTORY WARNINGS

1- CIGARETTE SMOKING IS INJURIOUS TO HEALTH-even if you are RAJNIKANTH or SHAHRUKH KHAN.

2-TALKING ABOUT TAMIL EELAM WILL INVITE WRATH - from TRUE INDIANS like no growth-both below and above scalp-cho ramasamy,QUISLING subramania swamy and ardent footlicking aiyyo-saamys and aiyya-saamys better known as tamil congress leaders.

3-BRINGING DOWN AN MU.KA.AZHAGIRI BILLBOARD IN MADURAI WILL BRING SURE DEATH-as you might provide a great oppotunity to the blood thirsty to prove their WILLING TO KILL loyalty